Author: Mike
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How picky are you?
I was 50% picky… Whatever that means!
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OH MY GOD! Worst day ever!
Aside from a truly tragic day, yesterday was. Also, I had this big detailed write-up done about this day, but when I clicked to save it the server didn’t respond and it was lost. What did I do wrong, God? To summarize:-At lunch my master cylinder goes bad. $60 and a night (I hate brake fluid)-I manage to ruin my old processor and the…
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Movie: National Treasure
As a pirate, I love me some movies about buried treasure; this was no exception. Nicholas Cage still annoys me a slight bit (his voice), but the producers/casting people make up for it with he inclusion of the German bombshell Diane Kruger. Jessica says “She looks like me!” to which I replied “Yeah, but she has a hot German accent and you just have…
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Big MF’n Truck Drivers
No, not commercial truck drivers, but the rednecks who insist on driving vehicles that have tires as big as my car and are lifted to the sky. Every driver I’ve ever witnessed of such a vehicle is a complete dolt. Their head is in their a$$ and they drive as if they paid for and therefore own the road; completely oblivious of their surroundings.…
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Are you a hockey fan?
I’m not one, but this was still pretty funny. I guess when you don’t have a job (Chelios) you get to make funny videos!
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Store Wars
Eat organic!