• Recap: Birthday

    Got some pizza, ate some cake, opened some gifts, got drunk of a bottle of wine that my neighbor gave me for shoveling (my Dad actually did it), and watched Lost. I got a Green Day CD, Life is Beautfiul DVD, Monsters Inc DVD, money, and a bottle of wine. Thanks all! Want list has

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  • Implants are so 90s…

    Check out the new craze! These people are hilariously retarded. Revirginification? Come on… Sex hurts sometimes? Is that really worth $12k? It repaired their relationship? If so, that was a weak relationship to begin with. Americans… I gotta get out of here.

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  • Site tweakage!

    Made some minor changes to allow for more junk. Basically, I widened everything to 1024 pixels because anyone not running that resolution or higher ought to be shot. If stuff looks goofy for you, let me know. So basically I wanted to add a list of all the movies I own because it is getting

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  • Today is my day…

    But really, why isn’t my mother’s day? I didn’t have to do squat. Whatever, gimme presents, gimme cake, and treat me well. I’m already over this mothers getting credit thing. So today I am 24. On this day in 1982 at around 8am (I think, probably wrong) I was born in to this world. Location?

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  • Without ice please…

    You too will find yourself saying that after reading this article.

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  • Who is this guy? I’d like to meet him.

    And while I’m at it, Jessica, you owe me like thousands of dollars.

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