• Dear Segway Girl,

    I just wanted to thank you for making my day while you were commuting home on what resembled a giant pogo stick with wheels. Why do I thank you? Several reasons. 1) You made me laugh. Children’s bouncing toy with oversized wheels ridden by a largish female wearing a cheesy (white styrofoam) old bike helmet? VERY LAUGHABLE! 2) You made my commute easier. One…

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  • I am at work…

    And I’m watching Super Troopers. Life is good.

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  • I didn’t vote for him

    But I sure am glad the electoral college did because had they not done so we wouldn’t have gems such as this video.

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  • Down with the collars!

    I absolutely cannot stand popped collars. If you wear one, be careful around me. The slightest mistake on your part could set off my fuse. I used to actually send my ex-girlfriend out at bars to turn down guys collars. Good stuff. More places need to get on this bandwagon because it really doesn’t make any sense, it pisses people off, and just why…

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  • Movie: La Femme Nikita

    I’ve come to the realization that I love works by Luc Besson. This is a pretty good action film that features A FEMALE! Crazy stuff. Ignore the fact that she looks like crap in the beginning, she gets way hot later. Yet another film that I really can’t even summarize because it’d be completely ruined. Argh, I suppose that is a characteristic of a…

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  • Confessions of an Engineering Washout

    This article rings all too true. I remember getting countless sub 50% grades on exams only to find out they were usually equal to a B or above average. You know how awful and worthless you feel when you receive such a grade? Yeah, really awful and worthless. I don’t recall friends in other majors (except maybe Business) who suffered the same fate. Hell,…

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