• Movie: National Treasure

    As a pirate, I love me some movies about buried treasure; this was no exception. Nicholas Cage still annoys me a slight bit (his voice), but the producers/casting people make up for it with he inclusion of the German bombshell Diane Kruger. Jessica says “She looks like me!” to which I replied “Yeah, but she

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  • Big MF’n Truck Drivers

    No, not commercial truck drivers, but the rednecks who insist on driving vehicles that have tires as big as my car and are lifted to the sky. Every driver I’ve ever witnessed of such a vehicle is a complete dolt. Their head is in their a$$ and they drive as if they paid for and

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  • Are you a hockey fan?

    I’m not one, but this was still pretty funny. I guess when you don’t have a job (Chelios) you get to make funny videos!

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  • Store Wars

    Eat organic!

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  • Virgin Islands Vacation

    Day One – Home -> Charlotte -> St. ThomasWake up around 4:30am, get my stuff together, and head outside. Jessica’s Dad arrives around 5:30 ready to take us to the airport. A few minutes later, we’re at the airport, through security, and sitting around for our 8am flight. Without a hitch, we connect through Charlotte,

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  • Bdaayyyyy!

    Dad turned a really big number this past Wednesday. Woopeee! Click for gallery!

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