Category: General

  • Check out your breasts

    And don’t cry when you get fired.

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  • Chicks dig guys with trucks, right?

    Well then I’ll have no problems with my game this weekend! 195hp, 520ft-lbs of torque, and a staggering 25500lbs, which is just barely under the number that requires a CDL. Slow as hell, but I’ll be damned if I didn’t have the time of my life driving it. If you think you feel invincible in your SUV, you haven’t felt anything. I present you,…

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  • What grade are you?

    That was a serious question I received from a girl at a party this weekend. What a pooper! Usually when someone says something dumb to me I have a witty retort, but I was totally thrown off by this one. Anyway, her and her friend were “Freshmens at NoVA.’ Go figure…

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  • I win!

    I’ve posted about this before, but now that it is in full swing you really ought to make a donation.

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  • I found this a bit funny…

    I saw this guy on MySpace (via a friend’s college page) and said to myself “Damn, that guy looks flaming.” Sooo, I take a look at his page and his Orientation is set to “No Answer.” Come on now dude… Do you really think you’re tricking anyone? Why the hell would a straight guy say no answer? Idiot.

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  • Random Thought of the Day – Rachel Ray

    You know, if Rachel Ray dropped like 5-10 pounds and got some implants, she’d be hot as shit. Actually, a new voice couldn’t hurt either, but seriously that is it!

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