• Check out your breasts

    And don’t cry when you get fired.

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  • 10lbs, 2 months

    I always make these goals to get in better shape and such, but I never follow through with them. By posting my goal here (10lbs by August), I’ll have people to report to and hopefully it’ll get done. However, let the excuses begin… I’m stuck not doing cardio thanks to this stupid throat problem, but

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  • You first heard it here!

    So I thought of this genius invention. Portable STD testers. Like a condom, you just roll around with one (just in case). When you’re faced with the stickiest of the icky you give a quick wipe (I’m thinking this could be an oxy pad type thing), check the color ( color chart would be better

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  • This got me laughing…

    Apparently this is a video of FedEx planes arriving at a hub during a thunderstorm. The music is absolutely perfect.

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  • Chicks dig guys with trucks, right?

    Well then I’ll have no problems with my game this weekend! 195hp, 520ft-lbs of torque, and a staggering 25500lbs, which is just barely under the number that requires a CDL. Slow as hell, but I’ll be damned if I didn’t have the time of my life driving it. If you think you feel invincible in

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  • Remember that girl who wanted to date guys 27 and older?

    And had no good reasoning for it? She has struck again with another golden morsel of laughs. Tonight I was told I have been cycled out of her MySpace Top 8 because she is too popular and needs to fit 4 people in that #8 spot. No worries though, I was assured I’d be back

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