So I thought of this genius invention. Portable STD testers. Like a condom, you just roll around with one (just in case). When you’re faced with the stickiest of the icky you give a quick wipe (I’m thinking this could be an oxy pad type thing), check the color ( color chart would be better than just having the thing melt), and either do your thing or run. Thoughts? Seriously, how do I get a patent on something?