• This stemmed from the heated debate…

    Danishes are not called Danishes in Denmark.

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  • Heated debate here at work

    Why is a number two a number two? I did a quick Google and came up with nothing. A can of soda (or a beer or a candy bar) if you have a valid reason. In addition, is the other form of relief a number one? If not, why not?

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  • The Onion is on fire!

    I’m usually not a huge fan of The Onion, but they have been hot the past couple days: High Times Magazine: Not a Gateway Magazine to Harder ReadingsPedophile Less Interested The More He Views 13-Year-Old’s MySpace Profile

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  • She’s got me spendin’

    The title of this has absolutely nothing to do with the video.

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  • I ought to have the day off…

    Because I should be in the hospital… On the way in this morning I’m going along Towlston Road, minding my own business when all of a sudden an extended dump truck turns right in front of me. I’m going about 40mph and to give you an idea how close I was when he turned in

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  • FBI agents don’t have e-mail?

    Due to budget constraints? Are you kidding me? With my $8/mo hosting I get like 20 addresses. Seriously, how can they operate with such a basic form of communication? Sure, the phone is there, but the phone leaves 0 paper trail and makes it nearly impossible to communicate to a large audience. Really, I don’t

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