Because I should be in the hospital… On the way in this morning I’m going along Towlston Road, minding my own business when all of a sudden an extended dump truck turns right in front of me. I’m going about 40mph and to give you an idea how close I was when he turned in front of me, it’d take me probably three times…
Due to budget constraints? Are you kidding me? With my $8/mo hosting I get like 20 addresses. Seriously, how can they operate with such a basic form of communication? Sure, the phone is there, but the phone leaves 0 paper trail and makes it nearly impossible to communicate to a large audience. Really, I don’t get it. When you set up a mail server…
And it doesn’t smell like poop… Actually, yes it does, but that is my fault. Earlier today I was goofing around with a coworker and threw this big, heavy XLR to 1/4 inch adapter at him as he walked out of the room and it landed in his back jeans pocket. Crazy… My quote? “We could try that for 100 years and that would…
So I’m taking this night class offered by the local community college on video editing software. You’d think it’d be a pretty legit class, no? I did too, until the professor tells us how expensive the software is and that we can find it elsewhere for much cheaper. “See this here?” as he pulls out a running (the colors were bleeding) inkjet printed CD…
So I was in Quiznos today and this lady comes in and orders a honey mustard chicken sandwich and specifies that she’d like it with mayo rather than honey mustard. WTF!? Then why didn’t she order a freaking chicken sandwich with mayo? So goofy. That is like ordering a cheesesteak without the steak when what you really want is a grilled cheese. Funny…
I told my roomates I’d buy us a Foreman grill, and that is what I did. The largest ever made, this sucker fits 10 burgers. Sure, it is overkill for every day use, but it also takes the place of a real outdoor grill so now we can have BBQ parties and junk.