• Why is Real so fake?

    Everything about them is a gimmick. Their website has huge buttons for the things they make money off of by having you download, and only in the fine print can you find the free version you’re actually looking for. Then the installer comes packaged with gobs of spyware and other junk that is turned on by default. Once you have installed the configuration then…

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  • No, you can not be Tina Turner

    So classy.

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  • Tunak Tunak!

    A blast from the past… This video was a favorite in my early college days. I think David’s girlfriend sent it to him as a late-night music request. She said it gets her pumped :shrug:

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  • I should be dead and in hell

    Why hell? We get to Adams Morgan, start walking towards the strip, and run in to a lady begging for “change.” Being the asshole that I am, I joke to my friends not so quietly, but not intending for her to hear me “I got change for you. How about change of lifestyle? Get a job!” With my luck, she hears me and retorts…

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  • Awesome illusion!

    I promise, no zombies popping out or anything.

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  • People suck!

    Someone apparently hit one of my taillights with soemthing (doesn’t appear to be a car) and it is nicely cracked through the center. $250 from the dealership…

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