Why is a number two a number two? I did a quick Google and came up with nothing. A can of soda (or a beer or a candy bar) if you have a valid reason. In addition, is the other form of relief a number one? If not, why not?

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So hopefully this is the final time I have to deal with the dummies at Suburban Auto Body in Herndon. Picked up the car today to find a new rear window, my hood emblem more secure, a replaced side marker (apparently they had broken the clip originally and just hoped body glue would hold it on), and resecured the other side marker. One of…

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Just did a quick gander at some away messages… Hein x hein: ”meetings””food poisoning, not sure about work tomorrow””work til 5:30″”work 11-5″”to or from work””workin away for the man””long day of work, leave one””working… at work””time for another meeting, be back in a bit””Shiver me timbers! SchuminWeb’s not here right now!” – haha…”out of town, work””work, i guess””another week begins””damn you monday!””work sux…” It…

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Finished up working on my car, found some $25 gift certificates inside it from Hertz that I had completely forgotten about, and then went to Chipotle right before close to find that they were really low on meat so the manager gave us coupons for free burritos. Hopefully my luck keeps rolling in to the weekend.

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Hahaha somebody dropped a little nugget on the toilet seat! Hilarious! How does such a thing happen?

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So stop saying it. Last night was pretty silly. Started off with David and I heading to the Wizards game. They won, but the whole Wizards thing is miserable; no team spirit whatsoever. When the Redskins win, the place erupts and people chant all the way home. When the Wizards win, everybody claps for a minute and then walks out. So yeah, they won,…

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