Category: Kids

  • Remember that girl who wanted to date guys 27 and older?

    And had no good reasoning for it? She has struck again with another golden morsel of laughs. Tonight I was told I have been cycled out of her MySpace Top 8 because she is too popular and needs to fit 4 people in that #8 spot. No worries though, I was assured I’d be back on in a couple weeks. What is it they…

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  • Doggonit, people like me!

    Last night I got a free drink from a male bartender for some unknown reason, and our male waiter at Silver Diner recognized my cologne, which spurred a 20 minute conversation regarding male and female scents. I suppose you had to be there, it was interesting.

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  • Not so Random Thought of the Day

    So I went out last night, and the ‘people watching’ was abundant. What struck me was the sheer number of girls I wanted to punch. Mind you, I’m not a very violent person, but I am so damn sick and tired of all these girls that look the same. You know the ones I’m talking about; those goofy Jackie O sunglasses, the fake assed…

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  • FBI agents don’t have e-mail?

    Due to budget constraints? Are you kidding me? With my $8/mo hosting I get like 20 addresses. Seriously, how can they operate with such a basic form of communication? Sure, the phone is there, but the phone leaves 0 paper trail and makes it nearly impossible to communicate to a large audience. Really, I don’t get it. When you set up a mail server…

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  • Are you kidding me!?

    So I’m taking this night class offered by the local community college on video editing software. You’d think it’d be a pretty legit class, no? I did too, until the professor tells us how expensive the software is and that we can find it elsewhere for much cheaper. “See this here?” as he pulls out a running (the colors were bleeding) inkjet printed CD…

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  • Brokeback what?

    Good riddance, I’m tired of hearing about Brokeback Mountain being this and that. Crash rocked, Crash won, end of story. Unfortunately, I only think this will cause activists to raise up citing that the only reason B-back didn’t win was because of the subject matter and the inability of Americans to accept it. We shall see…

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