So I went out last night, and the ‘people watching’ was abundant. What struck me was the sheer number of girls I wanted to punch. Mind you, I’m not a very violent person, but I am so damn sick and tired of all these girls that look the same. You know the ones I’m talking about; those goofy Jackie O sunglasses, the fake assed tans, the infinitely layered makeup, the personality that is more flaky than a leper colony. Earth to you, you suck and the above are the reasons no guys are coming to talk to you and your hoebag friends.<br/><br/>Let’s break this down a bit more:<br/><li>Sunglasses – Sure, they get maximum protection from the sun, but why are you wearing them when the sun went down two hours ago. Is it me or does every girl (yes, you probably do)driving a Jetta specifically have a pair of these?<br/><li>Fake tans – Get outside for a change, go for a run in a sports bra, lose a pound or two. Your tan is fake, you’re not fooling anyone with your radioactive-like glow and it only contributes to how much I hate you.<br/><li>Makeup – If you spend more than 5 minutes applying makeup, face it, you’re ugly. Heck, I actually prefer girls without makeup and I’m sure I’m not alone with that preference; I used to prefer my ex when she didn’t wear any, but I digress. What really kills me is the ones who wear so much that you can no longer even make out individual pores; their face is just a cake of junk… <br/><li>Personality – I swear, the female population acts how they dress. When one dresses classically, they are normal and enjoyable to be around. The more they try to fit that barbie/Hilton mold, the more stupid they get; no joke.<br/><br/><center><b>An Example</b><br/><img src=”http://myspace-235.vo.llnwd.net/00492/53/24/492484235_l.jpg”/><br/>…except she is kind of cute and not wearing <i>too</i> much makeup…<br/>…it is the ugly ones that really get me going…<br><br><b>Example #2</b><br/><img src=”http://myspace-296.vo.llnwd.net/00530/69/29/530149296_l.jpg”/><br/>…ah, one with too much makeup…<br/>…funny, I found both of these girls through the same person…</br></br></center><br><br>Yes, I am a hater, yes I am pretty damn close to perfect, and no I will not go out with you. :tongue:</br></br></li></li></li></li>