• Yesterday was a good day…

    Finished up working on my car, found some $25 gift certificates inside it from Hertz that I had completely forgotten about, and then went to Chipotle right before close to find that they were really low on meat so the manager gave us coupons for free burritos. Hopefully my luck keeps rolling in to the

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  • Just to give you an idea of what kind of area I live in…

    On my morning commute I saw more Porsche Cayennes (4 regular, 2 S) than Honda Civics.

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  • Find out how much your neighbor’s house is worth…

    My new place is worth $706k. It is a shame I’m only renting it… Greg had a great idea last night, buying parking spaces. Certainly something I can afford that is in demand.

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  • I hereby decree…

    From this day forward, March 2nd will be known as “The Day of Bathroom Follies.” Below you can see what happened this morning, and then it was topped off with my visit to the urinal this afternoon, which had an 8″ (at least) curled pubic hair hanging from it. AWESOME!

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  • On snap!

    Hahaha somebody dropped a little nugget on the toilet seat! Hilarious! How does such a thing happen?

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  • I moved

    Yep, out of the ‘rents place for the second time since college. This time I’m locked in to a year and they are moving shortly after that so I’m sorry Mom, I’m probably not coming back. Right now my back hurts, but my place is freaking sweet. I even have a bidet in my bathroom!

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