Ok, now this is a serious issue. Here at work we have three urinals, sometimes all of which are being used, so I just wait for someone to finish so I can have my turn. Often, someone will come in and use the stall to relieve themselves during such a traffic jam… No big deal, they just don’t want to wait, I’m cool with that.

What really pisses me off is the idiots that use the stall when say ONE urinal is being used. This happens a lot, I don’t get it. When all three urinals are empty I usually use one of the outside ones, so that if someone comes in they don’t have to stand right next to me… I dunno, it just works that way. In such an example, a guy would be standing like five feet away from me when we’re emptying out. But no, I guess some men feel inadequate and insist on using the stall ALWAYS. Not cool, that is where we have to sit to poo. Inconsiderate assholes…

I think I’ll punch the next person that does this, and follow that up by giving them a swirly whirly. Be forewarned you stall pissers…