Got a few of these in my e-mail, this was the best IMO:<br/><br/>[i]Brenda O’Malley is home making dinner, as usual, when Tim Finnegan arrives at her door. “Brenda, may I come in?” he asks. “I’ve somethin’to tell ya.”<br/><br/>”Of course you can come in, you’re always welcome, Tim. But where’s my husband?”<br/><br/>”That’s what I’m here to be telling ya, Brenda.”There was an accident down at the Guinness brewery…”<br/><br/>”Oh, God no!” cries Brenda. “Please don’t tell me..”<br/><br/>”I must, Brenda. Your husband Shamus is dead and gone. I’m sorry.”<br/><br/>Finally, she looked up at Tim. “How did it happen, Tim?”<br/><br/>”It was terrible, Brenda. He fell into a vat of Guinness Stout and drowned.”<br/><br/>”Oh my dear Jesus! But you must tell me true, Tim. Did he at least go quickly?”<br/><br/>”Well, Brenda… no. In fact, he got out three times to pee.”[/i]