create your own visited states map or check out these Google Hacks.

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An online friend (yes, I have some of those) made this video this morning. It is glorious. They were going to recreate this commerical, but realized their dad is blind when he wakes up.

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Oh man, girls are just too much. I’m talking to the ex via e-mail today and we’re discussing ages that we think are acceptable to date or whatever. Me? I think 21+ just cause I enjoy going out to bars and partying it up. You can’t do that so much when you’re under 21. Her? She thinks 23 is too young! Guess how old…

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Copied with permission from that friend… Hopefully he’ll finish it soon. This all occured about three weeks ago. [b]Chapter One[/b] So I got out of jail this morning (Thursday) at 12:30 am. I went to court on Tuesday morning at 9 am, fully expecting to serve some time. I had spoken with my boss, who was pulled over five years ago in the same…

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Where else can you be cruising at 120mph at 6pm (legally) and then by 8pm be the subject of a human chocolate sundae being eaten by two beautiful women? That is right, only in West Virginia. Great weekend! My mom even withstood an entire session in my car! Mad props to the old lady, yo.

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I can’t ever seem to get enough sleep. I go to bed at 1am and wake up at 8am and I am tired. I shift my sleep time back to 11pm, but still wake at 8am and I am equally tired. I don’t get it. Luckily, I have recently been practicing the habit of Chronic Snoozing. My alarm rings at 8am, I slam the…

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