Category: Improvements
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You first heard it here!
So I thought of this genius invention. Portable STD testers. Like a condom, you just roll around with one (just in case). When you’re faced with the stickiest of the icky you give a quick wipe (I’m thinking this could be an oxy pad type thing), check the color ( color chart would be better
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:Wave:
I can’t say I’ll miss him much. The guy was a loose cannon. Sometimes he’d “hit” and make a huge play, but other times he’d completely miss and make a huge play (for the other team). We did just as well on defense while he was out; he just didn’ seem to fit in. Perhaps
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Oil Attacks
Oil is our lifeblood as Americans. What better way to bring us down than cut us off? I can’t think of any, and you don’t even have to step foot on our soil to do it! If this doesn’t open up some eyes in the government that we need to seriously fund some alternative fuel
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I am better at life than you…
Aside from all the obvious stuff, I was able to bring my ocean-submerged digital camera back to life. I took that biatch completely apart, cleaned out all the connections, replaced the BIOS battery (not a battery you find in a store, it took me a LONG time to find this… I didn’t even use the
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WoW
Ok so I just “levelled up” in the geek level of my gaming habits. I just bought in-game money using real money. If you don’t get it, trust me, it is a whole new level of loser. Anyway, the point of this is to show off my awesome math skills. I just bought what would
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Back at work, but today couldn’t have been any better
This is freaking huge… I am beginning to love Dan Snyder, but just a little.