• Wild, Wonderful, West Virginia

    Where else can you be cruising at 120mph at 6pm (legally) and then by 8pm be the subject of a human chocolate sundae being eaten by two beautiful women? That is right, only in West Virginia. Great weekend! My mom even withstood an entire session in my car! Mad props to the old lady, yo.

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  • Thanks Mr Jeep Guy!

    It turns out there are people who drive trucks in this world and still have intelligence. I’m driving the Civic this week cause I needed to do some work on it in preparation for a track event this weekend. The Civic is LOW. So I’m sitting at a stop light, and a Jeep pulls up behind me. Realizing his lights are pointing directly in…

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  • Chronic Snoozing…

    I can’t ever seem to get enough sleep. I go to bed at 1am and wake up at 8am and I am tired. I shift my sleep time back to 11pm, but still wake at 8am and I am equally tired. I don’t get it. Luckily, I have recently been practicing the habit of Chronic Snoozing. My alarm rings at 8am, I slam the…

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  • DC License Plate Motto

    Have you ever looked at a DC license plate and wonder why they didn’t put the entire quote on there? I have… Because they left the “no” out, they aren’t negating anything so it seems as if they’re advertising that our government sucks. I really don’t get it.

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  • Where are you?

    You read this site, now where do you live?

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  • Faces of America

    So I’ve got a little idea for a side project. I’m noting it here in case anyone else comes up with it in the meantime so I can prove I did in fact have the idea first… I’ve looked around and it doesn’t look like anyone else has done it, so here goes: America is a diverse place. So diverse that I don’t think…

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