So on the 3rd of July I went to the big container/store fireworks stand. I asked the fellas that were working tyhere if they had anything that blew up really well or flew. Their response? No. How suck is that? All they had were fountains and smoke bombs! I’d rather give myself an enema with a nail-riddled club than endure a night of fountains and smoke. What has Virginia come to? Were the “fun” fireworks really so dangerous that they had to be banned? Regardless, I still played with them at a friends house, we were still throwing/launching them at each other, yet [b]nobody[/b] got hurt! I’m talking about bottle rockets flying towards you or richocheting off of wooden fences and houses, M90s blowing up within inches, yet none of us or our property were harmed. I’d honestly like to meet the dip$hit (worksafe) that made the stupid rules; he deserves a severe a$$ kicking. I need to move to South Carolina…