A dream I had last night…

I travel to some guy’s shop in the South with my friend RJ for some unknown reason. We arrived late so we only get to eat leftovers from the cookout that had just been held… Bummer!

We then walk inside to find everyone laughing their asses off. After asking some folks, it seems there is this group of kids from like Kenya or someplace who claim to have a FWD Eclipse with a perfect 50/50 weight distribution.

We laugh along with everyone else because if this thing isn’t a built racecar or a GSX (which it isn’t), there is a very slim chance they achieved this (yes, weird dream).

Finally, the kids show up, but fail to bring the car. Instead they have some Super-Tunerish magazine, which has an article about their car. It is a bright metallic orange 2nd gen, and the chart does in fact confirm that the weight distribution is pretty good on it, but not exactly 50/50 as it was 100lbs lighter in the rear.

We give them a hard time about the 100 pounds, but finally give them approval because we were a bit impressed (yes, weird). Then, I’m hit with a stroke of brilliance! The car was a convertible! It was weighed with the top down! That adds uberweight to the rear! I bring this up, everyone says “Wow, you’re genius!” We then proceed to laugh at the kids some more until they hang their heads and board the charter bus that they had arrived on.

Then I wake up and go to work…