Is it me or was Tina Turner hot in the 80s? Based on her success, I’m guessing I wasn’t the only one. So yeah, Tina Turner is the head honcho “bad-guy” in this one. Crazy, eh? Mix in Beetlejuice, Lord of the Flies, and a car from Death Race 2000 and you can pretty much summarize this one; all over the place.

One thing I will give the creators of the trilogy credit for is not attempting to actually tie the films in to eachother. Instead, they are totally separate and unique stories. One thing I will get mad about is the plethora of hotties and lack of nudity. Tina Turner’s boob was so ready to pop out so many times, but no, no love for Michael.

[b]6/10[/b] – all over the map.