I’m hip, I’m young, I am intelligent, I’m perverse when I want to be, but I simply cannot decipher this “London Bridge” metaphor. Can someone help me? I’ve thought about it for days and I just don’t get it. Maybe the metaphor is just deeper than I’m capable of thinking? I doubt it, this is a singer from <a href=”http://www.blackeyedpeas.com/” target=”_blank”>Black Eyed Peas</a>, not <a href=”http://www.eltonjohn.com/” target=”_blank”>Sir Elton</a> or anyone with an IQ above 100. Maybe this is the first sign that I’m getting old? Mom, Dad, did you ever not understand any of the music I listened to?<br/><br/><center><object height=”350″ width=”425″><param name=”movie” value=”http://www.youtube.com/v/xTHBNJShriw”/><embed height=”350″ src=”http://www.youtube.com/v/xTHBNJShriw” type=”application/x-shockwave-flash” width=”425″/></object></center>