For the second year in a row, President Bush has been too busy to throw out the first pitch at the Nationals opener. Yes, the guy who has time enough to spend 2/3 of his time in office (I forget the exact number) at his vacation home cannot spend thirty planned minutes away from his desk?<br/><br/>A White House spokesperson said “It most assuredly is not because he’s afraid of getting booed.” Riiiight. Last year, Vice President Cheney filled in for Bushey Poo and received a stadium full of boos.<br/><br/>Instead, newly elected Mayor Adrian Fenty, who strongly opposed the new stadium plans, will be tossing out the first. Yay for irony!<br/><br/>In all the years that presidents have been invited to throw the opening pitch for a DC team, only twice have they not done so. First? Woodrow Wilson, who was busy entering our country in to World War I. Second? Richard Nixon; that Watergate thing tied him down a bit.<br/><br/>Oh Bushey Poo, we don’t like you.