It is 3am. I am currently sitting in the bathroom waiting for my calamine lotion to dry. Some time last week, it seems I took a nap in a poison ivy plant/bush. I am more or less covered on every limb with the crap. It is currently to the “weeping” stage where it just freaking oozes nonstop. I have developed some bandaging with toilet paper and scotch tape, but it is drenched in a matter of fifteen minutes. This is absolute misery… I’m actually working from home tomorrow because I can’t handle this in this office. AHHHHH! MAKE IT STOP!