Drunk one night at home, we all needed a snack. With nothing flavorful in the cabinet, I got concocting. What I ended up with, on my first try, was quite delicious. I wrote down the recipe that night, but found it to not be legible when I woke up in the morning, so what you’ll find below is an approximation and exactly what I’ve made ever since. I swear the original was better, but lord knows how much crap I put in it.

Ingredients
1 can of Snow’s canned turkey breast (found at Costco in packs of 4)
1 sleeve of Ritz crackers
Mayonnaise
Nutmeg to taste

Steps
1. Open and drain canned turkey
2. Empty turkey in to large bowl
3. Squirt in mayo
4. Toss in a dash of nutmeg
5. Mash it all up until it’s spreadable and tasty
6. Throw it on your crackers and enjoy!

Quick meal, pretty healthy assuming you use some low-fat mayo (Ritz are awful for you), and ready in five minutes.

8.5/10 – Nothing special, but certainly delicious