Amuuurica! Well get you terrists with are nuculur weapons!
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Best ever.
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WHY I AM VOTING DEMOCRAT (and for the record, “I am a Democrat”)
I’m voting Democrat because I believe the government will do a better job of
spending the money I earn than I would.I’m voting Democrat because freedom of speech is fine as long as nobody is
offended by it.I’m voting Democrat because when we pull out of Iraq I trust that the bad
guys will stop what they’re doing because they now think we’re good people.I’m voting Democrat because I believe that people who can’t tell us if it
will rain on Friday CAN tell us that the polar ice caps will melt away in
ten years if I don’t start driving a Prius.I’m voting Democrat because I’m not concerned about the slaughter of
millions of babies so long as we keep all death row inmates alive.I’m voting Democrat because I believe that business should not be allowed to
make profits for themselves. They need to break even and give the rest away
to the government for redistribution as THEY see fit.I’m voting Democrat because I believe liberal judges need to rewrite the
Constitution every few days to suit some fringe kooks who would NEVER get
their agendas past the voters.I’m voting Democrat because I believe that open borders and government
give-aways to foreigners is a great way to grow a nation.I’m voting Democrat because I’m way too irresponsible to own a gun, and I
know that my local police are all I need to protect me from murderers and
thieves.I’m voting Democrat because I love the fact that I can now marry whatever I
want. I’ve decided to marry my horseI’m voting Democrat because I believe oil companies’ profits of 4% on a
gallon of gas are obscene but the government taxing the same gallon of gas
at 15% isn’t.I’m voting Democrat because my head is so firmly planted up my ___ it’s
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Very thought provoking… I’m going to guess that was written by someone with an IQ of less than 100?
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Could be, but not by me. It was sent to me by someone in Philly, so I guess that is your answer. McCain picked a female VP todya! Wooohoooo!
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I’m voting Democrat because I believe oil companies’ profits of 4% on a
gallon of gas are obscene but the government taxing the same gallon of gas
at 15% isn’t.Enough said……..I’m also a registered Democrap.
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Like voting for either of the major party candidates will “change” anything.
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Great I love that! Glad to see my good old Connecticut on the top, I bet they’ll do the right thing this time too.
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