Until you think about it.

Have you ever seen one of these? I did for the first time this evening. I thought to myself “That’s absolutely brilliant! Nobody wants to touch where everyone’s butt has been!”

And then I got to thinking…

Every other guy who saw this likely thought the same thing and therefore used it with a big smile on their face. Unfortunately, now rather than having a ~5% chance of touching the same place on the seat where some other guy touched after holding his weiner, you’re probably closing in on 100%. Best idea of recent times not fully thought through goes to KOHLER.

So I didn’t use it.

You shouldn’t either.

Unless you’re into that kind of thing…