Category: Kids

  • Need revenge?

    Send the person some fecal matter!

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  • Why In The Hell?

    Do parents name their children some of the things they do? Personally, I’d have killed my parents if they had named me something as outrageous such as Chastity. I mean, Chasitity, the word has several defintions (including pure and virtuous), but come on, we all know it means virginity or sexual abstinence, that is just

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  • Onychomycosis For Me!

    If you’ve been around me within the past few months you certainly know I’ve got an uber case of Onychomycosis, and some of you have even been lucky enough to see it! Well, thanks to taking Lamisil ($9 a pill!!!) on a daily basis for the past two months I finally spotted a fresh toenail

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  • Parents

    Please don’t buy your children fast cars. Wait until they can appreciate “things” more fully…

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  • Thanks Dad!

    So I just gave the first presentation of my career. It was done on Powerpoint so I was using a computer, but that is bad. The computer we were supposed to use which has a shared drive was broken so we had to bring in someone’s laptop, meaning I’d have to e-mail my presentation to

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  • Christmas Lights

    One of the coolest things to do this holiday season! If you don’t get it, you don’t get it.

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